Parents: why you wanna move so bad
Me: independence
Me in head: gettin a lizard
annabelle
infp, kazakh-american, lame as heck, thinks dogs are pals
old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time
(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via kingasgore-moved)
whoever has my voodoo doll please put more stuffing in the ass
I don’t like this post
I don’t like this ass
(via gayreinhardt)
(Source: fatiguedss, via mikeywaystreetteam)
me: sorry I’m taken
*loud dragon roar in the distance*
me: oh, there’s my boyfriend :)
(Source: savioseal)
